Satpura's worst nightmares..........beware!!!!

This is the time when final year guys are rapt in preparing for interviews, solving DI problems for CAT, mugging words for GRE, attending various entrepreneurship talk etc etc...........................But in the midst of these activities there are a few daring and funky pranksters out there to get most of it.........here I present such an act by five of us inducing eerie feeling in the middle of their (five random guys selected) sleep....... he he!!!![:P][:P][:P]

Here I go.............. Akshay made the script out of the hell that during the wee hours of the morning, when the guys will be in deep sleep, dreaming about their future; we will open up latches of their rooms making way from the ventilators which is located just above the wooden door of the room. After wards, we will make "mashal" out of the old news papers and light them with fire. Then we will cover ourselves with white bed sheet, four of us will be carrying mashal and remaining one will carry camera to shot their (bakras) worst nightmares............he he he....[:P]


As planned, Akshay woke all of us at 0400 and we had a small meeting in his room regarding the sequence which we will follow during this program lasting one and a half hours. We loaded ourselves with all the gadgets needed to execute this operation. :D

First we went to Room No SD 22 where our stud, Aabhas was sleeping quietly. We opened his door even more quietly and ignited mashals and went inside his room one by one, yelling and uttering some arbitrary words that, if heard, gives a Bengali tone. The counter reaction was hilarious for us; he roused from sleep with a wild scream on top of his pitch and his body shrinked to nearly a sphere. Ha Ha Ha........ He must be wondering if his worst dream just came true, finding oneself in jungle in middle of the night and surrounded by local tribes who are hungry enough to eat him up even without roasting. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..............he screamed!!!

After a short while we came out of his room laughing on top, I guess he has identified one of us by that time and neither of us would like to get beaten by him. We assembled in a corridor and looked at each others faces with a broad grin and laughed again..........ha ha ha........"mast bakra banaya"..................let's move on to next!!!

[The video is also available, although not the best of visibility but you can surely distinguish the remarkable voice of the protagonist]

Intern updates - Part do

Hello again,

here I am reporting directly form Micromatic Grinding Technologies, Ghaziabad. About one and a half month had been passed here. Now the things are really getting serious. My first month was spent in playing TT most of the time, and rest of the time thinking that we have very little work to do in this intern [:)]

Soon, in our second month, when we met our supervisor; a couple of times more we found out that we got some more work to do, still manageable with in our projected time to finish the intern (obviously we want a few days to enjoy). Now the situation is demanding us to stay there over 50 days!!!! this is not fair......we are just internees after all!!!

We had no choice but to nod our heads in resonance with our supervisor. I will tell you why.......

A couple of week ago we were caught marking proxy for one of our friends. At that time we came to know the fierce nature of our guide. He straight away told us that he is going to mail this to our training supervisor. We were all psyched, me being most. Suddenly some bad feelings came to my mind, my journey of three years came in front of my eyes and then suddenly I felt my life as a degree extended student........................I was sitting deadpan all the day ................

The next day we thought we should plead in front of guide. Somehow we collected courage with in ourselves to encounter him and went to his small cubicle. We told him the consequences which will follow after he writes this little mail castigating four of us. Somehow we were successful in diverting wind in our favor.

We end up in completing the project successfully and the company staff is happy with us and our work. We did talk with HR informally in our last few hours settling our accounts and finally I got my first paycheque .....................:)

Intern updates - Part ek

hello to all, hope my batchmates are enjoying their interns. Mine is at Micromatic Grinding Technologies, Ghaziabad; about 8 kms from my home.

A little introduction about the company: this company mainly manufactures cylindrical grinding machines in both modes, i.e., hydraulic and electromechanically, driven by CNC. Besides this they also make special purpose machines as per customer requirements. The company claims to have over 50% market share in thier segment.

Moving on to some raunchy news and happenings inside the office.....

We are 4 people doing intern there namely madhur sahu, vaibhav gupta and akash khandelwal besides me. On our first day at office we were welcomed by HR girl there, sangeeta. And probably this was the only day when we came on time i.e. 0900 Hrs. She told us some rules and regulations which we have to follow during our training peroid. She also acquainted us with some of the facilites which are available to us like: a limited 2 cups of tea (tastes like soup with no content in it), a lunch containing mere 4 small round containers, approx diameter 7cm (one for each rice, dal, chapatti and vegetable) and we all always in search for some morsel of food while sitting at canteen.

Well talking about me, I love onions and a handful of them will do for me.................and look what we discovered at canteen; the company's guest house serves some of the employees thier lunch and it contains a box full of onions and one caserol full of extra chappatis beside regular lunch boxes. We decided to come for lunch a little late, when majority of employees had finished their lunch so that we can take onions and chappatis to satisfy our stomach needs.

We drinked soup-tea, ate lunch and now it's high time that we should move on and to do some big stuff that we are known for and for which (I Guess!!!) the company had hired us....................... WAIT a minute, just hold on for a sec............... look, people people, while roaming in the company we found out T.T. room which is located in a corner and we can only access it after crossing seminar hall. And there, it was written as a guideline, "Playing tt is permitted only after office hours". What!!!!, we didn't see that and we went to play .....................yipeeeee!!! So, each day we play on an average 1.5-2 hours and I only hope that no one knows.

"Now come on yaar, it's enough, let's do some work..........", nice thought from one of us. We went according to out training schedule, meet the guy listed and listen to it and ask appropriate questions just to make sure he is happy with us..............that we are seriously doing some work[:P].

We finally started to accomplish our assignments, day by day assignments became voluminous and we have to stay longer and longer at the office, I mean upto the office time; earlier we used to leave at 1600, a 1.5 Hrs earlier....:P:P:P

Due to our sincere behaviour, the HR girl, which I mentioned earlier in the post, getting rude with us day by day. We used to psyche madhur 'sahu' in her name because her name was sangeeta 'sahu' and to a coincidence she sometimes favors madhur, be it at taking tea from her card or any thing we used to ask...........:D:D

Recently our supervisor Mr Sanjay Kumar was out on leave for 6 days, we thought what a golden chance to grab some holidays. We didn't ask Mr Sanjay directly, after he left, on other day we told to another guy in office who was under Sanjay that, " since Mr Sanjay is not here, out work is at a halt, so we though if we could also get a leave of 4 days". He tried to call Sanjay but finding no response from his side, he granted leave......................... nice holidays :):):)...... enjoying it!!